David's Observations
Cloud Computing --- Back to the Future or Get Off of My Cloud?
by David Heineman on 01/11/11
OK, everyone see's the advantages of buying computing and communication infrastructure by the slice. It has low upfront costs, it's wrapped with management services and you can easily change your supply to match your demand. It's easy, right?
What's the downside? Well, we can look to two of the leading poets of the last century, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, and an ode they wrote regarding the "Cloud" in 1965 to get a deeper understanding of the trade-offs in the cloud computing panacea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSQcv2-JUI
GET OFF OF MY CLOUD
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Sound familiar? --- a little bit like Google apps and all the other "near-free" services? We can expect that these cloud services will be available at a low cost if we will put up with ads for who knows what and if we use the vendor's detergent (software). Can you live with these trade-offs?
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud baby
If you live in the cloud there will be privacy and usage issues as foreshadowed by the esteemed scientists Jagger and Richards. Do you want to be told when your apps need to go to bed?
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like
A flag stuck on my window screen
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud
Finally, if the ads, privacy and usage issues don't get to you, maybe the regulatory and tax issues will. As commerce grows on the web do you think the tax man will be far behind? I don't. Now that we are getting net-neutrality regulations, are there armies of attorneys being stood-up to interpret and bend these regulations?
I guess my biggest take-away from this rigorous analysis is that, you know what, if you are going to use a social utility like the cloud, you've got to put up with some of the negative things that go with it. Sorry Keith and Mick, two's a start --- not a crowd. Learn to live with it.






